Who can sit on a cow the longest?

Kennywithcows Winner    Kenny
Cheating?    Yes, Tampering
Air Date    9/23/2003

Season One Episodes:

  1. Who is the best Fashion Designer?
  2. Who can stay awake the longest?
  3. Who is the better chef?
  4. Who can stand up the longest?
  5. Who can sit on a cow the longest?
  6. Who is the sanest?
  7. Who can earn the most money in three days?
  8. Who does she like better?
  9. Who can stay blindfolded the longest?
  10. Who can win a beauty pageant?
  11. Who can win a series of mini-competitions?
  12. Who can lose the most weight?
  13. Who can stay handcuffed the longest?
  14. Who can put on the best concert?
  15. Who is the best parent?
  16. Who do kids like most?
  17. Who is the strongest?
  18. Who makes the most convincing woman?
  19. Who is the best actor?
  20. Who is the best male stripper?
  21. Who is the best figure skater?
  22. Who can survive in the woods the longest?
  23. Who will use their arms first?
  24. Who can win a court case?
  25. Who can live in a van the longest?
  26. Who is the better boxer?

All episodes: 12345

"We`re going to learn about cows... because I want that the cow, Im going to sitting on, learns to love me." — Kenny

Who can sit on a cow the longest is the fifth episode of the first season of Kenny vs Spenny.


This time Kenny and Spenny have to sit on a cow, whoever touches the ground in anyway first looses. Kenny goes and picks the cows, and picks himself the calmest cow and Spenny the most aggressive. Kenny gets used to his cow, Daisy, and takes her for a test ride so he knows how to stay on. Spenny tries to become more familiar with cows in general and hopes to be able to make his cow happy when he is on it. He attempts to get a saddle for his cow and asks cow experts how to keep his cow happy. Meanwhile, Kenny becomes "one with the cows" by walking through fields full of cows. When they were both ready, they go to the field and both get on their cows, but Kenny brings a toy puppy with him. As soon as the competition begins Kenny throws the toy puppy at Spenny's cow which causes it to run around and after about 30 seconds, Spenny falls off the cow, leaving Kenny and Daisy to their victory.


Because Kenny knew about Spenny's hate of feces and dirt, they both went to the largest manure dump nearby and Kenny buried Spenny up to the shoulders in manure, but Spenny insisted he wore his dirt-proof suit. Spenny hated this and when Kenny put some on his face, Spenny got up and chased Kenny down the farm.



  • Chucking a toy puppy at Spenny's cow.
  • Choosing a cow that is calm.
  • Getting used to his cow before the competition by going on a test ride.


  • Getting to understand cows.
  • Making it's cow like him.
  • Using a saddle to sit on.


Kenny chucked a toy puppy at Spenny's cow causing it to get scared and run around causing Spenny to fall off.


  • Spenny's cow was named Dana.
  • Kenny's cow was named Daisy.
  • It is revealed that Spenny is scared of manure.
  • The name of the farm that the boys went to is White Meadows Farm.
  • One of the shortest actual competitions in the whole series.